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veganbroad:
When I was little I thought getting circumcised meant getting the head part of your dick cut off. It wasn’t until later that I learned that penises normally have a little flesh sock around them.
Flesh sock. Hilarious.
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rebeccaadele:
Can we come up with a better nickname for Charlie Horses? I feel like when I get a leg cramp for five-ten minutes, I don’t want to think of some Mr. Ed looking horse with peanut butter in his mouth coming up to me while a voiceover tells me “You should have had more waaaaaater”.